Hilarious Chinese to English translations – A time sex thing, currency recycle system and don’t touch yourself!

Alia | March 30th, 2011 - 3:23 am

With more foreigners traveling in China, it is only natural to have bilingual signs with English subtitles. The Chinese are famous for their zeal of learning English, yet not everyone is willing to invest in professional translation when it comes to business, and sadly, translation softwares are not always reliable, either.  Below are some pictures of hilarious Chinese to English translation.

Horny care

(not sure what it’s for)


A time sex thing

( should be “disposable products”, 一次性 together means “disposable” while separately, 一  means “one” and 性 means “sex”)

Fresh crap

(poor fish…)


Deformed men end place

(should be “designated seat for the disabled”)


Dont’ touch yourself

(should be “ask a shop assistant for help if you want to try it on”, not sure where does this “don’t touch yourself” come from)


Currency recycle system

(nice if it is true…)


Racist Park

should be “ethnic museum” or “ethnic park”. Wonder who should be in there if such a park did exist.)


Screw Taiwan

(Yeah, scree you! Sounds like something in “Racist Park”)


To male service

(should be “business service”. 公司 together means “company” while 公 alone can mean either “public” or “male”.)


Fuck to burn the crayfish

(should be “spicy stir fired craw-fish”, and the craw-fish is actually much more fortunate than the duck below)

Fuck the duck until exploded

(should be “spicy stir fired duck”. 干 has multiple ways to pronounce in Chinese. Sometimes it means “dry” and other times “do” or “fuck”)


And two classic ones

A sign outside a restaurant, apparently they need to find a more stable translation website


And finally…fucking goods

(should be “dried foods”)




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    • sonic says:

      don’t touch yourselfe, this probably comes from its common sentence usually used in shop, bu yao zi ji dong shou, which means don’t touch the clothes without asking shop or the sales. but apparently the new warning sign is changed,but the english is kept as old one.

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